My final night of meat-eating took me to "Quaker Steak and Lube", where it was a race against the clock to ingest as many wings and ribs as possible before the stroke of midnight.
Once she heard of my pledge of servitude to Excel Academy, our server Caitie was happy to lend some support and an extra order of complimentaty wings.

When all was said and done, it was August 31 at 11:52 PM, and I weighed in at 169 lbs (trust me). Thought to be a lifetime high.
That was due, in no small part, to a weekend of gluttonous BBQing. It was nice while it lasted. But I'm ready. Bring on the tofu.
